// JavaScript Document var quotes = new Array; quotes.push("The point of life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, with a well preserved body, but to rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, Holy sh*t, what a ride!

Unknown"); quotes.push("More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

Woody Allen"); quotes.push("While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits? While you do not know life, how can you know about death?

Confucius (551 BC - 479 BC) "); quotes.push("I do nothing but go about persuading you all, old and young alike, not to take thought for your persons or your properties, but and chiefly to care about the greatest improvement of the soul. I tell you that virtue is not given by money, but that from virtue comes money and every other good of man, public as well as private. This is my teaching, and if this is the doctrine which corrupts the youth, I am a mischievous person.

Socrates (469 BC - 399 BC)"); quotes.push("Nothing discernable to the eye of the spirit is more brilliant or obscure than man; nothing is more formidable, complex, mysterious, and infinite. There is a prospect greater than the sea, and it is the sky; there is a prospect greater than the sky, and it is the human soul.

Victor Hugo (1802 - 1885), Les Miserables"); quotes.push("Religion is a candle inside a multicolored lantern. Everyone looks through a particular color, but the candle is always there.

Mohammed Neguib"); quotes.push("Religion is for those who don’t want to go to Hell. Spirituality is for those of us who have already been through it.

Anonymous"); quotes.push("If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.

Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)"); quotes.push("It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.

Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)"); quotes.push("To give a satisfactory decision as to the truth it is necessary to be rather an arbitrator than a party to the dispute.

Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)"); quotes.push("Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new .

Albert Einstein"); quotes.push("Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

Albert Einstein"); quotes.push("If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts..

Albert Einstein"); quotes.push("It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

Albert Einstein"); quotes.push("Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them.

Albert Einstein"); quotes.push("Imagination is more important than knowledge..

Albert Einstein"); quotes.push("Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Albert Einstein"); quotes.push("Man who says it cannot be done should not interrupt man doing it.

(Chinese Proverb)"); quotes.push("Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Samuel Goldwyn"); quotes.push("I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx"); quotes.push("Happiness depends upon ourselves.

Aristotle"); quotes.push("Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

Sir Winston Churchill"); quotes.push("No one can speak well, unless he thoroughly understands his subject.

Cicero"); quotes.push("Advice is judged by results, not by intentions.

Cicero"); quotes.push("Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.

Confucius"); quotes.push("The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.

Confucius"); quotes.push("Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it.

Helen Keller"); quotes.push("A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

Lao-tzu"); quotes.push("He who knows others is wise; He who know himself is enlightened.

Lao-tzu"); quotes.push("By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates"); quotes.push("Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do.

Voltaire"); quotes.push("Never discourage anyone...who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.

Plato"); quotes.push("Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

Plato"); quotes.push("The beginning is the most important part of the work.

Plato"); quotes.push("The cause is hidden. The effect is visible to all.

Ovid"); quotes.push("One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love.

Sophocles"); quotes.push("Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war in order to whip the citizenry into a patriotic fervor, for patriotism is indeed a double-edged sword. It both emboldens the blood, just as it narrows the mind. And when the drums of war have reached a fever pitch and the blood boils with hate and the mind has closed, the leader will have no need in seizing the rights of the citizenry. Rather, the citizenry, infused with fear and blinded by patriotism, will offer up all of their rights unto the leader and gladly so. How do I know? For this is what I have done. And I am Caesar.

Julius Caesar"); document.write(quotes[(Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length))]);